Okay, i was kinda excited about seeing this flick. "THE SCARIEST MOVIE EVER MADE..." says the preview. Showing audiences in horror on a night vision camera. Turns out this movie sucks giant monkey balls. I would rather 69 a grizzly bear while having king kong shoved up my ass, then watch this movie again. Hell even the ol' lady wasn't that scared, and she scares really easily.
Let me put this in a way that you would understand my emotions during this....
You are told that your gonna get the best hand job you have ever gotten! Then enters a beautiful young lady. But instead of her handling your cock with her hands she kinda just looks at it while you lay there on the bed. WAITING for her to do something, then every 10 mins she takes her foot and rubs her toes on your cock. Doesn't feel BAD, but you would rather her use her hands. The foot rub lasts about 20 secs and she stops again and stares at you. Your thinking to yourself "When the fuck is it going to get good?" Then about an hour and 20 minutes pass of her doing this and she finally grabs it with her hand, and you think to yourself "YES, its about time!" Speaking of the time she says, i have to go. She leaves the room while your still laying there on the bed. Totally unsatisfied. On top of that you spent 14 bucks to see the movie... i mean for her to jack you off.
Subject: The movie "Paranormal Activity"... 
Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:27 pm
